Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.Hippocrates:
Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes
also across you.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Salvador Dali:
The Fish.
Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Elmer Fudd:
He cwossed the woad to kill the wabbit.
Bonus
Darth Vader:
(Whshhhhhhhhsh) Because it could not resist the power of the
Dark Side.
Martin Luther King:
It had a dream.
James Tiberius Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
